1. radicaleverything:

    teenagerposts:

    100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

    500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

    FYI

    100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

    500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

    Reblogged from: cfsev

  2. just-shower-thoughts:

    We are extremely lucky that the world agreed on having the same unit of time.

    DID WE THO

    Reblogged from: just-shower-thoughts
  3. throwbackblr: “onemerryjester: “ gooseweasel: “ deezyville: “ animatedmoviesandfacts: “The production team for The Prince of Egypt conferred with roughly 600 religious experts to make the film as accurate as possible. ” The production team for Exodus...

    throwbackblr:

    onemerryjester:

    gooseweasel:

    deezyville:

    animatedmoviesandfacts:

    The production team for The Prince of Egypt conferred with roughly 600 religious experts to make the film as accurate as possible.

    The production team for Exodus conferred with 3 White guys who’d admittedly never heard of Egypt, but assured the final, mayonnaise slathered product was as accurate as possible.

    I’m pretty sure I heard somewhere that The Prince of Egypt is actually the only Exodus-inspired movie to get approval from leaders of all three of the major religions that share the story- Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

    Well damn

    “Because DreamWorks was concerned about historical and theological accuracy, Katzenberg decided to call in Bible scholars, Christian, Jewish and Muslim theologians, and Arab American leaders to help his movie be accurate as well as excellent. After previewing the developing DreamWorks’ animated Bible story, all these leaders noted that the studio executives listened and responded to their ideas, and praised the studio for reaching out for comment.”

    source

    Reblogged from: bonghag
  4. elephantemos: “ deanshuggybear: “ fozmeadows: “ In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist. ” game of thrones ” @ichipine ”

    elephantemos:

    deanshuggybear:

    fozmeadows:

    In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

    game of thrones

    @ichipine

    Reblogged from: ichipine

  5. effiesketch:

    me too, archie. me too

    Reblogged from: owlface-witch

  6. just-shower-thoughts:

    “Dad Jokes” are really just a guys normal sense of humor but now that he has a wife and kid he dosen’t worry about being judged.

    Reblogged from: just-shower-thoughts
  7. Reblogged from: nuance

  8. jordanmello:

    A short comic about a Frog and a Troll.

    Reblogged from: fishnetbabe

  9. sweet-cherry-fairy:

    thick-thighs-and-french-fries:

    baawri:

    Say no to stereotypes, be happy everyday! [x]

    Cant reblog this enough

    I love that this shows both sides, how society is ingrained to see women as baby-makers and men as walking wallets who’s only worth is if they make good cash. Both are equally demeaning and limiting in different ways. 

    Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood

  10. terraform-titan:

    When I was in 8th grade a friend of mine and I were fucking around during our study period and he accidentally stabbed me in the arm with a pencil and the pencil was partially stuck in my arm but I was really shy in social situations so I just raised my hand and waited for the teacher to notice which took about five minutes so when he finally asked me what I needed I said “TJ accidentally stabbed me with a pencil a few minutes ago and now it’s hanging out of my arm, can I go see the nurse?”. He freaked out and yelled “OH MY GOD SEBASTIAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME RIGHT AWAY?” And I said right back “please don’t yell at me, I have a pencil in my arm, if anyone is yelling it should be me” and that sums up my attitude and personality fairly well tbh

    Reblogged from: laughcentre

  11. tyleroakley:

    protect her

    Reblogged from: ruinedchildhood

  12. thepigeongazette:

    without spite my heart may actually stop

    Reblogged from: thepigeongazette
  13. Reblogged from: jennserr

  14. caffeinedeathwarrior:

    new-age-conservative:

    rnikey-effin-way:

    thahalfrican:

    ameliacgormley:

    chinese-shibe-artist:

    holyfandombatman:

    twerkin-fo-jesus:

    pokemoncards:

    connivingwitch:

    beyoncespregnantstomach:

    CHILDHOOD BACK

    AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

    im crying a lil bit


    I need this in my tumblr forever.

    is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

    HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

    who names their kid bacon

    Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

    image

    is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet

    I think Trump being the boogeyman makes perfect sense…

    There is literally nothing about this post that I don’t love.

    Reblogged from: laughcentre

  15. skarchomp:

    “all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

    Reblogged from: laughcentre
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